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One Quote. So Many Questions

Dude: Also, it was kind of fun to walk down the street hitting myself in the neck with a hammer.Chick: I think that was around the same time as the plastic cube.Dude: No, I wasn't wearing the plastic...

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Do Those One-Liners Go All the Way Up to Your Wednesday?

Lady to another: I'm waxing my crotch whether he likes it or not! –52nd & Madison Overheard by: someguyslikethejungle Preteen: Yo, she bit Mark's crotch! –66th & Broadway Overheard by: dan Girl...

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Not the Greeting I Was Expecting

Girl #1: Hey, what's up?Girl #2: I'm gonna kick you in the throat.Girl: Okay… –B9

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…If I Make Her.

White woman to friend: I don't know if this is a stereotype or anything, but Asian women are really subservient, you know? I mean, they all like keep the house and cook and clean and keep the place...

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You Stick to Strip Poker, Mr. Hobo

Girl: What the fuck are you doing? Guy: It was the train. Girl: No, it fucking wasn’t. Guy: I thought it would be fun. Girl: You know what would be fun? Me kicking you in the balls. Guy: That wouldn’t...

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Why It's Important Not to Teach Teenagers Biology

14-year-old girl: I'm gonna kick her ass so hard her lip will be on his placenta.Teenager group of friends, shouting: Yeah, kill that bitch. –Times Square

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I Probably Should Join the Marines and Learn How

Girl #1: So I saw Juno the other day, it was really funny.Girl #2: Yeah, the girl from that movie Hard Candy is in that where she like tortures a pedophile.Girl #1: Oh yeah! That movie rocked my socks...

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…Carry On.

Bored babysitter: Suzie*, if Jimmy* kicked you in the head, would you cry? Suzie*, slowly: Yes. Bored babysitter: Then why did you kick him in the head? Suzie*: Because I want him to cry. Bored...

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So I Refused to Continue Delivering Her Baby

Man: I just don't know why it had to be so dramatic.Woman: Joe, she kicked me in the face. Twice. –R Train Overheard by: LH

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Remember When I Pulled a Nutcracker on My Boyfriend?

Woman #1: Girl, you best shut yo’ mouf!Woman #2: If y’all don’t shut it imma beat yo’ ass with one of these ballerina pumps! –W 61st St

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